We've all heard the expression 'going nowhere fast', but how many times has it been simulated in a computer game? Get to the keyboard and prepare for an indescribable thrill as the player selects one of five Inanimate Racers - from a teddy bear to a toaster to the dark horse Chia Pet - and races off, burning up the asphalt on a beautiful summer's day. Blink and you might miss the action.
