Sorry Ass

Sorry Ass is a video game in the action genre originally released in 2016. It is currently playable on DOS.

Written as a tribute to the 35th anniversary of the IBM PC (and DOS), this is a small reworking of Bill Gates' only direct personal contribution to video game history: the BASIC Donkey demo of early versions of PC-DOS/MS-DOS. The game runs entirely on the 512-byte boot sector of a standard floppy disk (although a DOS version is also included) and can be played on most descendants of the IBM PC, up to today and up to the original 5150.

As in Donkey, the player's stroll down a straight stretch of road is interrupted by a herd of stray donkeys. These strangely robust beasts will survive any collision (and earn a point for it, to boot), so it's imperative to change lanes to avoid them. Reaction time decreases with each successive donkey; after making sufficient progress, it is the driver who scores a point. Unlike the original, the game ends when either side reaches a score of 10.

It is possible that we have multiple downloads available when different versions exist.